Purim Gramen
This past year was a rollercoaster of a ride,
Kamala Harris ran for president with Tim Waltz at her side,
But thank you Hashem for making her lose to Donald Trump,
Or else she would have turned the country into a third-world dump…
President Trump won in a landslide, Harris was doomed from the start,
With her ridiculous rambling and word salads, she really did her part,
She couldn’t manage to string a sentence together, no she could not,
And with her crazy socialist policies, she totally lost the plot…
From his foreign policy to immigration, President Trump is on the ball,
He’s reinvigorated the economy and has continued construction of the
border wall,
We finally have a president who wants to destroy the woke virus, which is
very much contagious,
So of course, leftists are losing their minds, their reactions are totally outrageous…
The hatred of the Jews is more popular than ever,
People like Candance Owens think they’re really clever,
But with pronouncing basic English words, she’s experienced tremendous complications,
From Blitzkri-egg to Arquitexture these are not even exaggerations…
Tucker Carlson really hates the Jews and Israel, it shouldn’t be a shock,
Christian Zionists and their supporters, he must constantly excoriate and mock,
He’s turned into a full-time propagandist for the Islamists in Qatar,
It’s an evolution that defies gravity, it really is bizarre…
We definitely are living in the dumbest timeline of history,
From AOC to Mamdani, they are clueless about everything, especially the economy,
They wouldn’t know the basics of economics if it came down from the sky and hit them on the head,
But at least we made some friends while waiting on line to get some bread…
If we want to save our country, we must embrace free markets and individual liberty,
It’s the difference between living in wealth and prosperity, or sinking into poverty,
We must always be vigilant against socialism and communist tyranny,
Because nothing says Purim joy like a centralized hamantaschen bakery!
